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Who’s on First?

My Americans recently introduced me to what I now understand to be an American cult icon, a staple of the nation’s pop-knowledge, known, shared and enjoyed by all generations. And yet, I’d never even heard of it before.

It’s interesting seeing the things that don’t translate: I was laughed at for asking if a group of friends had heard of London-based, British-focused punk band The Clash (of course, who hasn’t?) yet receive blank stares when I mention pretty much any pop groups from the 90s (The Shamen? Who?)

Comedy sketches appear to be part of this latter group, and so whilst I encourage my American friends to enjoy the delights of Four Candles by the Two Ronnies, I’ll also offer up below for my British folks the wonderful Abbott & Costello sketch Who’s On First.

You could even try the George Bush remix after that.

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Free Education

I love Walter Lewin.

Walter Lewin Pendulum

But I’ll come back to that.

Something I’ve been considering – partly because it would be very useful for my job, partly because everyone I work with or interview has one, and partly because it would just be fun – is getting a Masters from Columbia University. Whilst I’d most enjoy one in mathematics or theoretical physics, they would be slightly harder to justify to my employer, who would pay a part of the costs, so it’d likely be a degree in Computer Science specialising in Machine Learning.

My free time aside, the most scary factor here is the costs themselves. Whilst students of the UK were rioting in London over potential maximum fees of £9,000 (~$14,000,) a graduate degree at Columbia is somewhere between $35,000-$40,000.

Having looked into it, I could probably learn a lot of the material in that degree in my own time, largely for free, which would result in a net opportunity profit to myself of $40,000. However, since I already know, or am learning at work, a good portion of the course, my net profit is really somewhere less than that. Clearly, using my spare time to study say, physics, would be a much more profitable choice.

However, why limit myself to the opportunity profit I could get from a single year at Columbia? MIT, one of the premier institutes in the world, would charge me approximately $170,000 to get an undergraduate degree in physics. If I spend my free time learning this for free, that’s a massive profit I’m making.

But how can I do so?

In a wonderfully generous spirit of public service, MIT has published videos, lecture notes, assignments, exams and everything else to do with their undergraduate physics degree online as part of their OpenCourseWare project. My subway journeys, weekends and evenings are therefore currently sprinkled with lectures from Walter Lewin, who is the most enthusiastic and fun lecturer I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing.

Walter Lewin Pendulum

In addition to his antics above, he’s also comes out with some fantastic quotes, and ends most lectures with a very successful demonstration, following which he shouts ‘physics works!’ — it’s wonderful. There’s a video collection of his best lines below.

Told you so.

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PDA

I met a girl in a bar – all the best stories start that way – and upon getting home, added her to Facebook. You’ve heard this story a thousand times before.

Some days later, browsing the Internet for pictures of cats, I came across her Tumblr account which is now one of my absolute favourites — up there with Brokers With Their Hands On Their Faces, Kim Jong-Il Looking at Things and the wonderful Kate Middleton; Anything but Common.

Her addition to this venerable group is PDA – NYC (that’s Public Displays of Affection for you non-Americans) and it’s a covert collection of couples canoodling on the streets of New York City, or, more often, on the L train, which is a goldmine for these images. My favourite image so far is these hipsters linking their little fingers on the streets of Williamsburg.

Hipsters PDA NYC

Next time one of you New Yorkers tries to smuggle a secret smooch on a street corner, remember: we’re watching.

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Graffiti in Astoria

Over on the corner of 37th & 30th, a couple of blocks from my house, we have these two wonders, side-by-side. The first is a loving tribute to Run DMC & Jam Master Jay. They were from Queens, but nowhere near Astoria and I’ve yet to find any further explanation for the effort to which someone’s gone on this:

Run DMC Graffiti Astoria

The only thing that could possibly be around the corner from this is a bald eagle crying next to the twin towers and a big American flag. A bald eagle crying. I don’t think I’ve seen anything more American in the entire 232 days I’ve been here.

American Mural Graffiti Astoria

There are at least five more bald eagles painted on walls within a few blocks of me.

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Credit Cards

The Scottish economist Adam Smith is often regarded as the founder of modern economic theory, both at a macro political scale and a more micro-oriented personal capitalist level. His conclusions stemmed greatly from social philosophy, and one of my favourite quotes from his opus The Wealth Of Nations is the cynic’s credo:

It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.

The analogy is followed through its natural progression that businesses and governments will therefore always act in their own self-interest, and that benefits to consumers and citizens are a mere by-product of these institutions’ need to retain popularity. Nowhere is this more evident than in New York, the Mecca of capitalism.

The American novelist Joseph Heller, a born & raised New York native, is most famous for Catch-22, a cry against the bureaucracy and fantastical situations that can be directly derived from Adam Smith’s principles.

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one’s safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions.

It’s important to have read and fully understood both of these authors’ work before attempting to apply for a credit card in a new country.

A credit company will only provide cards, which cost money to produce and maintain and operate, if they believe it will lead to a profit for them. A basic, no-frills card will probably make money from enough money from vendors to give away nonchalantly — credit companies, of course, double-dip to take profits from those spending and those taking payments. A slightly fancier, card, however, will only be offered to those willing to front some money for it, or who have a history of maintaining a balance and paying interest on that balance.

This profit, however, is dependent on the person using the card not simply walking away and never paying off their balances. As such, it will only be offered to someone who has a credit history of making their basic payments. In order to get such a history, one will need to obtain some credit, and pay it off. In order to obtain this credit, one will need to get this history.

It took seven months, and ringing two banks (Citibank and HSBC) to ask them to post themselves a letter – which they honestly, physically did, to be clear, Citibank USA sent a letter to Citibank USA and HSBC UK sent a letter to HSBC USA) – and now, finally, I have two credit cards, which arrived within a week of eachother.

The new challenge is to overcome to impulse to buy things I don’t need simply to improve my credit rating.

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Sake Bomb

What do you get when you cross chopsticks, all you can drink sake & beer, a bunch of white/American kids and Rebecca Black? Judged by the waiting staff. And slightly wet trousers. And a bit drunk.

Sake Bomb

A sake bomb involves balancing a cup of warm sake on top a glass of cheap beer via two chopsticks, then shouting, hitting the table, and drinking the mixture when the sake falls in. Some of my favourite parts include shouting, hitting the table and drinking the mixture when the sake falls in, although I was also quite a fan of balancing the sake cup on the chopsticks.

I was hoping to pass up on the opportunity to add another alcohol-related post to my online profile (hello future employers,) but when Posse member Arielle – who introduced me to the wonderful world of sake bombing – put together this song based on our antics, there was no way I could resist sharing it. I hope I don’t need to explain the points in the song that led to drinking.

The Sake Bomb / Friday song

7pm at the end of the work day
Gotta get drunk gotta go downtown
Gotta have some food gotta have sake bombs
Drinking everything, the beer is spilling
Chanting on and on everybody’s chugging
Gotta get down to Ashiya
Gotta catch my train, I see my friends

Feelin’ kinda buzzy
Thoughts are getting fuzzy
Gotta make my mind up
How much can I take?

It’s sake, sake
Everyone drink some sake
Everybody’s getting crunked up on the weekend, weekend
Sake, sake
Better drink your sake
Everybody’s getting crunked up on the weekend

Sake bomb, sake bomb (yeah)
Sake bomb, sake bomb (yeah)
Chug, chug, chug, chug
Getting crunked up on the weekend

7:45 we’re setting up the chopsticks
Having such fun don’t want time to fly
Yum, yum, sushi’s so yum
Don’t know what this is
I drink this you drink this
Drop sake in the beer, ayyy
I drink this you drink this
Now you know it

[Chorus...]

It goes on and stays wonderful, visit Arielle’s page for the rest.

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